Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Intelligent Thinking
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.
He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire. .........
Have a great day!!!
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.
He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire. .........
Have a great day!!!
Friday, November 14, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
FUNNY INCIDENT HAPPENED IN MY HOME
My mother is expert in mobile stuffs. She knows to operate and correct any type of mobile given to her. She is also expert in recharge and top up business. She is aware of the recent tariffs and talk time value etc. I used to inform her when I have to recharge or top up my mobile. I send message often and rarely used to call only when there is emergency. Therefore I won’t spend money for a call. Not more than 61 rupees would be spent per month. My mom fed up with the torture I gave Recharging twice per month.
Last week I asked my mom to recharge for 100 rupees. I went to school and came back evening and enquired about it. she proudly said “I recharged your mobile and u will never have to recharge again for next 7 years” she changed it into life time prepaid………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know what happened to her. She knows each and everything in her fingertip. But now, no use of that life time card. I never gonna call any one or no one gonna call me. I have my mobile only to send message and forward messages. Then why did she made my mobile into life time card? All the facilities in that card had gone. Messages are not free. Calls cost Rs.2 oh god..!!! I was angry at that moment. Then after some days, when I think of that, I used to laugh thinking of the tone she said. She might have thought, “Always this girl is torturing me for recharging her mobile. Hereafter there would be no stress of recharging. Let her enjoy for 7 years” GOD… CREATE MOM LIKE THID TO EVERY CHILD. What a funny incident I had….
Last week I asked my mom to recharge for 100 rupees. I went to school and came back evening and enquired about it. she proudly said “I recharged your mobile and u will never have to recharge again for next 7 years” she changed it into life time prepaid………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know what happened to her. She knows each and everything in her fingertip. But now, no use of that life time card. I never gonna call any one or no one gonna call me. I have my mobile only to send message and forward messages. Then why did she made my mobile into life time card? All the facilities in that card had gone. Messages are not free. Calls cost Rs.2 oh god..!!! I was angry at that moment. Then after some days, when I think of that, I used to laugh thinking of the tone she said. She might have thought, “Always this girl is torturing me for recharging her mobile. Hereafter there would be no stress of recharging. Let her enjoy for 7 years” GOD… CREATE MOM LIKE THID TO EVERY CHILD. What a funny incident I had….
Sunday, April 13, 2008
MY TEACHERS.
Mrs. Shanthini:
My most favorite teacher of all... She handled fifth standard for me. She is actually she is a science teacher, sometimes handle maths for us. She is the one who taught us to love others. She is the one who showed love towards her students. In between teachers those who punish students always, she is unique in showing affection to students. I studied there till my 10th std. But she got transfer to some other place when I was in 9th.
Once during my 9th std, i heard that she is resiging her job from our school and i ran like anything and came down to see her in the staff room with eyes full of tears. seeing me, she convinced me that she is not going anywhere and will come back soon. but for many days i felt uncomfortable. That is because she is my most and ever loved teacher. she is the first one to treat me like her own child.
We, students had grown up. one day she came to our school and we all were very happy to see her back. we met her in the lunch break and talked about our studies, our family, her family and children etc. finally, she got our phone numbers (we- myself and my friends [5]). every time during our holidays and exam time she call us and used to wish us seperately. on the main day, that is during my 10th board exam i expected her call a lot. but she didnt call me. i had her phone number and called her. but i could not get her on the line. I am very depressed. then, i shifted my house and lost her contact. but is still in my heart as a SECOND MOTHER..!!
"Mam, wherever u may be. i wish u to have a long life and healthy life. we will never forget u and ur teaching. we students will never go against your advice."
Mr. Solomon:
Our unforgetable teacher in our high school. he is a geography teacher. his teaching was in such a way that it will allow us to think the matter out of our mind. he deals with common life and teach us with fun. he sometimes sing songs in the class. though his voice was not good, he used to sing old songs of his wish according to the situation of the students. his speciality is that, he will point out the students those who r in dreamland, not listening to the class. he points out and ask some question related to the subject but not the questions from the lesson. those who r listening may answer them. but the students those who r not listening may struggle with that. once, i too was in dreamland, since the class was boring. he was teaching an economic lesson.
I pretended to be listening. but he pointed me and asked a question from the subject in which im weak. economics is the subject that i hate the most. when he asked the question i answered something non-sense out of the portion. then he warned me to listen the class. he is lenient in correcting papers, teaching lessons and talking to students. But when we fail to submit the Map Drawing Note book within the given time, we will get severe punishment. Vigorous beatings will be given by him using his assistant. His assistant is a big stick that is half his height. When he bring that stick to the class, it is understood that some one is going to get nicely from him. We are scared seeing his face during the time of submission.
He had the ability to remember the face of each and every students in the class. They may be seniors or old students. Even after many years he would say the student’s name correctly. If the student, according to him is unforgettable then he remembers the student’s parent name too. That is amazing. If he handle all the four sections in a standard, he will never change the example what he told to one class. He never like students being chatting on the veranda. He used to chase them to the class. So, when the students find him on the veranda they used to run into other classes fearing his assistant. Sometimes that was enjoyable when other class student get into our class and learn keeping books upside down. He had such an experience in teaching. I would say he is the PERFECT TEACHER…!!
More and more about my favorite and the teachers I hate will be posted shortly.
My most favorite teacher of all... She handled fifth standard for me. She is actually she is a science teacher, sometimes handle maths for us. She is the one who taught us to love others. She is the one who showed love towards her students. In between teachers those who punish students always, she is unique in showing affection to students. I studied there till my 10th std. But she got transfer to some other place when I was in 9th.
Once during my 9th std, i heard that she is resiging her job from our school and i ran like anything and came down to see her in the staff room with eyes full of tears. seeing me, she convinced me that she is not going anywhere and will come back soon. but for many days i felt uncomfortable. That is because she is my most and ever loved teacher. she is the first one to treat me like her own child.
We, students had grown up. one day she came to our school and we all were very happy to see her back. we met her in the lunch break and talked about our studies, our family, her family and children etc. finally, she got our phone numbers (we- myself and my friends [5]). every time during our holidays and exam time she call us and used to wish us seperately. on the main day, that is during my 10th board exam i expected her call a lot. but she didnt call me. i had her phone number and called her. but i could not get her on the line. I am very depressed. then, i shifted my house and lost her contact. but is still in my heart as a SECOND MOTHER..!!
"Mam, wherever u may be. i wish u to have a long life and healthy life. we will never forget u and ur teaching. we students will never go against your advice."
Mr. Solomon:
Our unforgetable teacher in our high school. he is a geography teacher. his teaching was in such a way that it will allow us to think the matter out of our mind. he deals with common life and teach us with fun. he sometimes sing songs in the class. though his voice was not good, he used to sing old songs of his wish according to the situation of the students. his speciality is that, he will point out the students those who r in dreamland, not listening to the class. he points out and ask some question related to the subject but not the questions from the lesson. those who r listening may answer them. but the students those who r not listening may struggle with that. once, i too was in dreamland, since the class was boring. he was teaching an economic lesson.
I pretended to be listening. but he pointed me and asked a question from the subject in which im weak. economics is the subject that i hate the most. when he asked the question i answered something non-sense out of the portion. then he warned me to listen the class. he is lenient in correcting papers, teaching lessons and talking to students. But when we fail to submit the Map Drawing Note book within the given time, we will get severe punishment. Vigorous beatings will be given by him using his assistant. His assistant is a big stick that is half his height. When he bring that stick to the class, it is understood that some one is going to get nicely from him. We are scared seeing his face during the time of submission.
He had the ability to remember the face of each and every students in the class. They may be seniors or old students. Even after many years he would say the student’s name correctly. If the student, according to him is unforgettable then he remembers the student’s parent name too. That is amazing. If he handle all the four sections in a standard, he will never change the example what he told to one class. He never like students being chatting on the veranda. He used to chase them to the class. So, when the students find him on the veranda they used to run into other classes fearing his assistant. Sometimes that was enjoyable when other class student get into our class and learn keeping books upside down. He had such an experience in teaching. I would say he is the PERFECT TEACHER…!!
Mrs. Glory:
The best maths teacher I have ever had is Mrs.Glory. She took mathematics for us in 10th std. many of my friends from other classes used to say that being a student in her class is valuable. Because I never had her as a maths teacher till my 10th std. I was happy when I heard that she is my teacher handling maths. She had very good fluency in English than other maths department teachers. She made the class and the subject go more interesting. I started liking that subject only after seeing her teaching which made the students to guess the answer correctly, even me…!!! She used to encourage students whenever they r right, by giving them more opportunity to improve their skill. We had a student named Raj kumar who was brilliant in mathematics and quiz. She kept on encouraging him and made him get good marks in the annual exam, even though he got average marks in other subjects. She used to talk freely to other students. Once I gave my autograph book to the next class for the students to fill them up. We were not allowed to do these stuffs inside the campus. So I passed them secretly. Suddenly I heard a noise saying “what’s that? What are you hiding?” suddenly I was scared and she saw me having that book. She looked at it and moved towards my classroom. I was tensed what would happen if she complain about it to the Principal…!! Then she asked me softly, “don’t u want me to write something here in this book?”. Just think, what would be my reaction at that time? I was amazed and doesn’t know how to answer her. Then I told “you are higher than any other in this book” and accepted to give her. She gave back seeing names in that book.
At the time of board exam, holidays begun for other standards and relation came for the vacation. I was very disturbed out of my studies. I told this to her and she agreed to help me by allotting room in her house for a peaceful study. No one knows this in my class. For the next few days, I went to her house and learnt without any disturbance. Such a nice woman is Mrs.Glory. she often used to give me coffee or tea to refresh my mind and often chat with me. I was an average student and I loved to go for special coaching to her. But she refused to join me in the class, since that classes were allotted only for weaker students. I begged her and got permission. I showed some improvement in the next test.
Now she might have forgotten me. The idea of writing about my teachers in my blog arose when I think of her. She is the reason for this suggestion. My best maths teacher is Mrs. Glory. Thank you mam.. you made me fall in love with mathematics.
More and more about my favorite and the teachers I hate will be posted shortly.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
More Than 100 Million Women Are Missing
It is often said that women make up a majority of the world's population. They do not. This mistaken belief is based on generalizing from the contemporary situation in Europe and North America, where the ratio of women to men is typically around 1.05 or 1.06, or higher. In South Asia, West Asia, and China, the ratio of women to men can be as low as 0.94, or even lower, and it varies widely elsewhere in Asia, in Africa, and in Latin America. How can we understand and explain these differences, and react to them?
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At birth, boys outnumber girls everywhere in the world, by much the same proportion—there are around 105 or 106 male children for every 100 female children. Just why the biology of reproduction leads to this result remains a subject of debate. But after conception, biology seems on the whole to favor women. Considerable research has shown that if men and women receive similar nutritional and medical attention and general health care, women tend to live noticeably longer than men. Women seem to be, on the whole, more resistant to disease and in general hardier than men, an advantage they enjoy not only after they are forty years old but also at the beginning of life, especially during the months immediately following birth, and even in the womb. When given the same care as males, females tend to have better survival rates than males.[1]
Women outnumber men substantially in Europe, the US, and Japan, where, despite the persistence of various types of bias against women (men having distinct advantages in higher education, job specialization, and promotion to senior executive positions, for example), women suffer little discrimination in basic nutrition and health care. The greater number of women in these countries is partly the result of social and environmental differences that increase mortality among men, such as a higher likelihood that men will die from violence, for example, and from diseases related to smoking. But even after these are taken into account, the longer lifetimes enjoyed by women given similar care appear to relate to the biological advantages that women have over men in resisting disease. Whether the higher frequency of male births over female births has evolutionary links to this potentially greater survival rate among women is a question of some interest in itself. Women seem to have lower death rates than men at most ages whenever they get roughly similar treatment in matters of life and death.
FOR MORE DETAILS... http://ucatlas.ucsc.edu/gender/Sen100M.html
ALSO VIEW.. http://barbararaisbeck.wordpress.com/2007/11/27/50-million-missing-indian-women-an-international-campaign/
INJUSTICE AGAINST WOMEN. CREATE AWARENESS.......
Sunday, January 20, 2008
AMAZING BHUTTO...
Benazir Bhutto:-
Born in 1953.
1+9+5+3 = 18 = 1+8 = 9
First suicidal attack on her
on 18 Oct.
1+8 = 9
Second Suicidal attack in which she died.
27 Dec.
2+7 = 9
She died in the year
2007
2+0+0+7 = 9
And the Total Period from 1953 to 2007
is
54 years.
5+4 = 9
She got married on
18 Dec.
1+8 = 9
& She went Out of pakistan for 9 years in
1998
1+9+9+8 = 27 = 2+7 = 9
& Came back in 2007
2+0+0+7 = 9
His Brother Shahnawaz bhutto has been murdered in
1980
1+9+8+0 =18 =1+8 =9
&
if you write Benazir Bhutto in urdu langauge (urdu text)
it contains 9 alphabets!
what do u think!
isnt Amazing?
Am Totally Amazed!..
Born in 1953.
1+9+5+3 = 18 = 1+8 = 9
First suicidal attack on her
on 18 Oct.
1+8 = 9
Second Suicidal attack in which she died.
27 Dec.
2+7 = 9
She died in the year
2007
2+0+0+7 = 9
And the Total Period from 1953 to 2007
is
54 years.
5+4 = 9
She got married on
18 Dec.
1+8 = 9
& She went Out of pakistan for 9 years in
1998
1+9+9+8 = 27 = 2+7 = 9
& Came back in 2007
2+0+0+7 = 9
His Brother Shahnawaz bhutto has been murdered in
1980
1+9+8+0 =18 =1+8 =9
&
if you write Benazir Bhutto in urdu langauge (urdu text)
it contains 9 alphabets!
what do u think!
isnt Amazing?
Am Totally Amazed!..
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