fun sms collection

1.close your eyes think about yourself...specially your face, your style, your nature. now open your eyes.................................................................................oru pei padam paartha effect irunthirukumae?
good night.

2.lets play a game.
its very interesting.ready?
3,2,1. start......... enna start? raskal enna chinnapulla thanama iruku.time enna aguthu? thoonga venaa..? kammunu thoongu..good nite.

3.think sweet...
think smart...
think positive...
think beautiful...
think great...
if it is hard..here's a shortcut way.. think of me.. good evening.

4.have you ever thought while sleeping what if the fan breaks and falls on your head. or legs of your bed breaks or a lion comes and eat you or a green snake goes into through your nose and comes out through your mouth...anyhow have a peaceful sleep...he..he.. good night

5.hello.i am a dangerous virus.i am entering your brain right now.........................................................................................................soory i am leaving now, i can't find a brain................what a waste of time...........

6.if u cough once, it means im thinking of u.
if u cough twice, it means i want to talk to you.
if u cough thrice,it means i miss u.
if u caugh four times,go to doctor...

7.in a race club,the horses are on strike.so the management decieded to run donkeys instead of horses.so stop reading sms and get ready for the race.

8.sometimes i forget to ask you ARE YOU OK? sometimes i even miss to say hi!! but it doesnt mean that you're forgotten.no im just Lazy like you....ha ha ha..

9.ellamaey puthusa iruku.cauveryla thanni varuthu.ajit kumar slim ayitar! indianteam win pannuthu! oru vela nee kulika aarambichutiyaa?

10.ippo enna atchu?y r u so angry with me? what made you so angry? y are u not mssing me? what was my mistake............afterall what i did? i only accidently stepped on ur tail???? ithuku poi kovichukalama?

11.-------->>>> sania mirzaku 5 vayasu irukumpothu avanga parents eppadi koopiturupaanga??
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romba mukiyam poi velaya paaru...

12.if u want to suceed in ur life, be sweet as honey;be regular as clock;be fresh as rose;be soft as sponge;be strong as rock; be smart as me.............................

13.if i am a painter,u wud be my painting.if i am an author u wud be my story,if i am a poet u wud be my poem..but unfortunately i am a psychiatrist....

14.i ask god to make u happy,make u smile,guide u softly through every mile,grant u wealth,give u health and most of all give u BRAIN...