1.sardarji goes to a petrol bunk,watches a board,"don't use cell phones here".he picks his phone,makes call to everyone in his phone book and says"dont call me now"
2.sardar went to a doctor with burnt ears,said to doctor,"i was ironing& accidently pick up iron box instead of phone.
doctor: but what happened to the other ear?
sardar: that fool called me again
3.lecturer: write a note on gandhi jayanthi. so sardar writes,"gandhiji was a great man,but i don't know who is jayanthi.."
4.salesman:sir, erumbu powder vaangitu ponga
sardarji: venampainaiku powder vangitu pona naalaiku athu lipstick kaekum...
5.prof: ulagam oru naadaga maedai,athil naam ellam nadigargal.
sardar student: sir,appo enaku namithaukku jodiya podunga sir..
6.FLASH NEWS: a 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.......
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