the story of a woodcutter[joke...]

The woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with Aishwarya Roy. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked."Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth !"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Aishwarya Roy, You would have come up with Meera Jasmine. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S y I said yes to AISHWARYA